Oh Mum just 5 minutes more!

[seriously flawed - not right in the head]

Well I take it, none of my mates are playing out.
I'll just go home for tea then.

 

[seriously flawed - not right in the head]

Oh yes "Tea" never "Dinner"

That was served at "dinner time" as in school lunchtimes, when you stuffed the cucumbers down your socks because you really didn't like them, but the plate had to be clean.

Common as muck "Up North" don't you know.