My name is pillow.........

[Mr.Improper the undisputed heavyweight PIMP]

and I am a pillow biter(pillow sys loudly to some friends)." I mean,so what if Mr.Improper is the PIMP of the nation? I am a pillow biter and proud of it dammit. I have feelings too. I am king of the pillow biters.Yes,Mr.Improper has had sex with my mom on numerous occasions,but thats not what the point is here. what is the point is that I am pillow biter and im just too afraid to write the word biter after my name pillow because I dont want to be labeled" Too late f***face,you're labeled. I'd rather be whatever ytou think I am,than a pillow biting,useless,vile,disgusting,repulsive pillow biting anus like you. You're a pillow biter and I am the PIMp of the fookin nation. get it? got it?? now go pillow bite some more anus.

 

[Me Me Me]

No, pillow still has one over on you.

i can't believe THAT was a retaliation. pffffffffft!

 

[pillow]

Re: My name is pillow.........your name is: ooooh pillow,give it to me now!,

i want yours improper.
yes the anus,
and all the rest,
im in your shrubbery,
holding something long,
and rubbery,

how you moan when youre subdued!

just you wait

till i get my hands on you!

ill make sure you have a good time,
i promise.
you know it.

the pillow?
youll bite clean through it!

and when ive finished....

* * *

oh run along you little turd sucker,
i think morrisseys calling for his rub down...

you wouldnt want a smack now would you!

or would you?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

* * * *

you shouldnt be so rude to the ladies,
it wont get you anywhere.
try some longer words,
and stop getting so aroused whenever you see a courgette.
its unbecoming,
to see you bend over and present your ring,
whenever i hold anything long in my hand.

 

[Girl Drowning]

pillow, we're not worthy!

 

[Mr.Improper,your friendly neighborhood PIMP]

Re: No, pillow still has one over on you.

It wasnt a retaliation nimwit. I just dont bother with pillow biters. See,pillow,whether it be a girl or a guy,just wants to be like me. They're jealous of me,thatrs all it is. I rule,they don't they don't like that. But relax,there's nothing you can do about it.

 

[Mr.Improper,your friendly neighborhood PIMP]

Re: My name is pillow.........your name is: ooooh pillow,give it to me now!,

When you see a lady, let me know and I'll be sure not to be so "rude" to her ok?? Listen,I know you want me,I dont blame you,I'd want me too if I were in your shoes. I am the undisputed PIMP of the mother fookin nation,and you are a 3 dollar whore who I wouldve banged along time ago,but i couldnt make change. Listen,as I said,you want me,you know you do. Now Just deal with the fact that i dont want you. Something as ugly and as loose as you,I try to stay away from. Now your mom on the other hand,Tell her I'll pick her up again on fri around 8 o clock cool?

 

[pillow]

mr impropers magical hole,who wouldnt be jealous?

> It wasnt a retaliation nimwit. I just dont bother with pillow biters.
> See,pillow,whether it be a girl or a guy,just wants to be like me. They're
> jealous of me,thatrs all it is. I rule,they don't they don't like that.
> But relax,there's nothing you can do about it.

yes,
i am quivering with jealousy,
shaking all over,
twitching with envy,
right down to my acrylic socks.

because you have such a:

plump,
pink,
inviting,
well trained anus.

its so much nicer than mine!
and you use it so much more!

and you even talk through it!

oh mr improper,will you teach me the secrets of your magical hole?

 

[pillow]

MR IMPROPERS MAGICAL HOLE.the musical.

my, my, mr improper,
youve got me all excited,
ive come to crash your magic hole,

and i know im not invited.

lie down here,
lie back on my setee,
i know your hole has secrets,
and things i want to see.

ive seen it in the shower,
ive seen it in my dreams,
ive seen its magic powers,
[shooting jets of steam]

come share your chocolate brownie,
i promise i wont laugh,
and when im through,
im sure youll find,

ive split it right in half.

 

[Mr.Improper the PIMP of the nation]

Re: mr impropers magical hole,who wouldnt be jealous?

You already know about my hole,since you lick it on a regular basis. You should know how magical it is,you give the most incredible rimjobs ever. Now i see where mindy gets it from.

 

[Mr.Improper's son]

Re: MR IMPROPERS MAGICAL HOLE.the musical.

As I said anus,you sure are the authority on anus's since you give the best rimjobs known to man. You should be glad you have such a wonderful gift to share with all of america. Im just glad you decided to share it with me first.

 

[pillow]

Re: mr impropers magical hole,who wouldnt be jealous?

> You already know about my hole,since you lick it on a regular basis. You
> should know how magical it is,you give the most incredible rimjobs ever.
> Now i see where mindy gets it from.

i hope i havent caused you any permanent damage!

oh hang on a minute...

i hope i HAVE caused you some permanent damage.

but thats what you get for being so uptight and for not putting out when youre asked nicely.

i intend to have you!

even if its burglary!