My favourite "Coronation St" moment this week

[Librarian on Fire]

Liz to Bet, "I only slept with him the once."
Bet, "Why, was it like London, only worth visiting once?"

I hope someone is taping the street for Morrissey while he's on tour.

 

[Finbarr Saunders]

Coronation Street sucks arse-holes. It makes all us Mancs look like retards.

Which we are not, before you say we are!