Morrissey Vs UFOS

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I was wondering, what could be more amazing between this two options:

1.-See/Talk/Touch..........Morrissey
2.-See an UFO

Or the question could be, what would you like the most to happen ?

I'll see all your answers then......
 
Ive done both.

Each are equally hard to attain.

Both make people think you are crazy to admit to them.

Each would be equally as hard to get impregnated by.
 
> Ive done both.

> Each are equally hard to attain.

> Both make people think you are crazy to admit to them.

> Each would be equally as hard to get impregnated by.

what would be convinient here is if morrissey actually was a ufo, then you'd get to see both and still have time to get a veggie burger from mcdonalds (do you know how long you have to wait to get one of those cooked for you? its ridiculous!!)
 
Re: Aww you went and beat me to it!

> what would be convinient here is if morrissey actually was a
> ufo, then you'd get to see both and still have time to get a
> veggie burger from mcdonalds (do you know how long you have to
> wait to get one of those cooked for you? its ridiculous!!)

although I have to say I'd have gone with IS as apposed to if. But but but...BurgerKings Veggie burgers are better they're vegitarian society approved AND they're vegan too! Yummy :p
 
Re: Aww you went and beat me to it!

> although I have to say I'd have gone with IS as apposed to if.
> But but but...BurgerKings Veggie burgers are better they're
> vegitarian society approved AND they're vegan too! Yummy :p

there is no burger king where i live!!
 
> I was wondering, what could be more amazing between this two
> options:

> 1.-See/Talk/Touch..........Morrissey
> 2.-See an UFO

> Or the question could be, what would you like the most to happen
> ?

> I'll see all your answers then......

I heard UFOs like to abduct. Morrissey wrote a song about child abduction (Ambitious outsiders). Therefore, Morrissey could be an alien.

Since Morrissey actually resides on this planet and actively avoids everyone, and since aliens live somewhere else and would think of me as a speck amongst 6 billion other specks, my chances of being abducted are equal.

However, UFOs are fleeting things. Do they make good music? Would they play favorites and say "take me to your leader"? At least with Moz, he hates everyone in power and you might actually get a few words in before he signs your CD and disappears. How would an alien look on the cover of Maladjusted? Would the crotch shot have the same meaning if it were a 4'9'gray figure with no hair and bug eyes?

You have to think about these things, ya know.
 
> I was wondering, what could be more amazing between this two
> options:

> 1.-See/Talk/Touch..........Morrissey
> 2.-See an UFO

> Or the question could be, what would you like the most to happen
> ?

> I'll see all your answers then......

"talk/touch" morrissey for what???? i have no words to say to him, and regarding the "touch" stuff, again...for what???
 
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