Morrissey in cracked rib shock!

[sparacus]

The following article has appeared in todays paper:

"Legendary 80s Smiths singer Morrissey has been rushed to hospital after cracking a rib. Morrissey (43) is reported to have cracked the rib while resting on the sofa in his LA mansion. The weight of his ever increasing girth pressed down and cracked the rib. Porky Morrissey has been warned by doctors that unless he embarks on an immediate diet and loses 10 stone the mere act of laughing could crack the other ribs. Morrissey is said to have replied:
"I haven't lughed in 43 years and I've no plans to start now".

 

[david]

> The following article has appeared in todays paper:

> "Legendary 80s Smiths singer Morrissey has been rushed to hospital
> after cracking a rib. Morrissey (43) is reported to have cracked the rib
> while resting on the sofa in his LA mansion. The weight of his ever
> increasing girth pressed down and cracked the rib. Porky Morrissey has
> been warned by doctors that unless he embarks on an immediate diet and
> loses 10 stone the mere act of laughing could crack the other ribs.
> Morrissey is said to have replied:
> "I haven't lughed in 43 years and I've no plans to start now".

if that was to happen, I bet that'd be exactly what he'd say....