Morrissey grew up a poor black child. His dog's name is Shithead, an Irish Wolfhound that was purchased from an English breeder, so, like our Morrissey, he is of Irish blood with an English heart. Shithead is celibate, so sex never enters into the equation.
Morrissey may have been at the steakhouse not to eat there himself, but to procure some comestibles for Shithead, who only eats the finest cuts of beef. Shithead is a finicky bitch (which is in no way indicative of Shithead's gender or sexual preferences).
Sorry. I couldn't help myself.