Morrissey 4/26 Wiltern Show Ticket For Sale...!

[Ivan]

I'm selling a ticket for the Morrissey gig at the Wiltern for Monday April 26.

The sole ticket is at the Mezzanine level, and is seated next to me and my pal Mauro.

The ticket with service charge cost me $60, so that's the price I'm selling it for.

If you're interested, please email me at [email protected]

 

[seXXXy 16 year old Latina]

You mean I have to sit next to you and your friend named Mauro?

I'll buy it, but you promise you guys won't hit on me?

 

[Paco!]

I have something chunky to put in your monkey.

Hook me up with a fish taco and I'll hook you up with some beef chorizo.

 

[Ivan]

Re: You mean I have to sit next to you and your friend named Mauro?

> I'll buy it, but you promise you guys won't hit on me?

I promise nothing.

 

[Ivan]

Re: You mean I have to sit next to you and your friend named Mauro?

Then again I am a bit mental