Married?

[chestycough]

I've been shagging the current missus for 6 months now and still gaze into her eyes while AT IT.
With previous girlfriends, after a few weeks I found I had to clench my eyes shut and fantasise about my best mates wife, or the new temp at work that uses the photocopier a lot.
Without that, the old chap would tend to the South.

Is she THE ONE?

 

[Archibald]

> I've been shagging the current missus for 6 months now and still gaze into
> her eyes while AT IT.
> With previous girlfriends, after a few weeks I found I had to clench my
> eyes shut and fantasise about my best mates wife, or the new temp at work
> that uses the photocopier a lot.
> Without that, the old chap would tend to the South.

> Is she THE ONE?

I dont know, but it is often said that in the first 6 months you could eat it, after that you wish you had.

 

[andrea ison(i love cats, Granma, rourkie).]

Re: You could eat what???

 

[andrea ison(i love cats, Granma, rourkie).]

Re: If you went out with pretty Gwyneth Herbert or model Heather Street......

there would be NOTHING to fantasise about!!! you had the perfect girl already!!
me personally i like men to be dressed as i do NOT like male naked bodies yuck!!

 

[andrea ison(i love cats, Granma, rourkie).]

Re: men are usually yuck!

 

[Archibald]

Re: You could eat what???

Lol,good one Andy!