Life just isn't fair

[totally sick of it now]

Why can't I marry some rich bloke who then decides to throw himself off a cliff.
I inherit his fortune and spend the rest of my days following Morrissey.
No, this shit just goes on.

 

[The Original J.T. Ripper]

> Why can't I marry some rich bloke who then decides to throw himself off a
> cliff.
> I inherit his fortune and spend the rest of my days following Morrissey.
> No, this shit just goes on.

What's wrong with marrying the rich bloke, NOT having him throw himself off a cliff, and the two of you spending the rest of your days together hand-in-hand living on his fortune following Morrissey?

J.T.

 

[Colleen1962]

> What's wrong with marrying the rich bloke, NOT having him throw himself
> off a cliff, and the two of you spending the rest of your days together
> hand-in-hand living on his fortune following Morrissey?

> J.T.
THERE you go!

 

[lisa_lee]

My billionaire husband flung himself cliff-wards yesterday.

Par-taaaay!

 

[Colleen1962]

> My billionaire husband flung himself cliff-wards yesterday.

> Par-taaaay!
Yeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! Get your keggers ready! Or will it only be Cristal?