Johnny, I'd like to ask a few questions down at the station

[Bluenose]

Get thinking of a convincing alibi, Johnny. Or you could be caught by the fuzz.




Cuff him, Danno

 

[Patrick McCann]

Johnny did his usual professional job and sold it on to me for a tenner. It now takes pride of place on my old dear's wall, just a few feet from my 7' Punk singles collection.
So much exquisite art in a wee council hoose. Who'd have thought it?

 

[Johnny]

> Get thinking of a convincing alibi, Johnny. Or you could be caught by the
> fuzz.

I thought "caught by the fuzz" was a Supergrass song ?
Anyway Bluenose I think that is one of the most audacious crimes I have ever heard of. Stolen in broad daylight. Walked in the front door and back out the front door !
The Earl of Dalkeith was on the Scottish news saying " Please give it back. It's worth 120 million pounds".
Tough titty that's what I say. That painting should be on view at the Royal Scottish Academy not tucked away in some rich landownwers private castle.
The fact is that the land the castle was on was probably stolen from crofters 200 years ago from these titled vilains.

The fact that I am in Dumfries is purely a coincidence.........