In a recent interview Moz said that he's never masturbated..

[Joe]

...and if he did, it would be over a picture of Diane Poppos.

 

[HRH Morrissey]

Yeah, and I don't care much for money either

 

[Rowdy Yeats]

I recall one interview in which Moz admitted that on occasion he would stop by the bathroom for a 'shave', when asked how he copes with loneliness. It was a definite admission. I might try to look for that interview tonight.

 

[Mindy back from the dead]

anyone remember the interview where he was asked if he was a horny teenager and masturbated a lot and he said "can't you tell?" or something to that effect? might have been a little of the ole sarcasm, but how can anyone believe that he's never masturbated?

 

[GenderNectar]

I love when people say they've never masturbated. It's like saying they've never breathed. Don't try and feed me that bullshit! Why do you think Moz is such a recluse? He's having sex with someone he loves -- HIMSELF.

 

[you wouldn't see this on Eddie Vedders site]

> anyone remember the interview where he was asked if he was a horny
> teenager and masturbated a lot and he said "can't you tell?" or
> something to that effect? might have been a little of the ole sarcasm, but
> how can anyone believe that he's never masturbated?
I wonder if there is an interview when Morrissey mentioned how he felt about people discussing his penis size and if he masterbate's on a message board seen all around the world.

 

[GenderNectar]

> I wonder if there is an interview when Morrissey mentioned how he felt
> about people discussing his penis size and if he masterbate's on a message
> board seen all around the world.

You know -- I wouldn't be surprised if there was.

 

[suzanne]

> I wonder if there is an interview when Morrissey mentioned how he felt
> about people discussing his penis size and if he masterbate's on a message
> board seen all around the world.

this is about a man who has now started grabbing himself and doing the little triangle thingie writhing dance on stage. i think he would be disappointed if everyone in the audience was thinking about baseball instead.

 

[Grim O'Grady]

maybe he get's a friend to do it to him?
anyway who gives a toss (pun intended)
love
Grim O'Grady

 

[pillow]

a boy in the bush is worth two in the hand

 

[Mindy back from the dead]

the way i look at it, if morrissey talks about masturbating with interviewers, it's fair game for discussion. similarly, it's also acceptable to talk about whether or not he wears underwear since he has also spoken on that subject. anyway, whoever you are, stop trying to act like you are so moral and know best what should and should not be talked about here. you have a right to your opinion, but keep in mind, we will talk about whatever we like, regardless of your views.

 

[HRH Morrissey]

Ok, I admit it

I do have the odd fiddle but no more than thrice daily.

 

[Claire]

Moz really said Diane Poppos??

> ...and if he did, it would be over a picture of Diane Poppos.

Crikey, isn't she a porn star or something?

 

[Mindy]

Re: Moz really said Diane Poppos??

and a right ugly one at that. her bra size is 44HHH incidentally. be warned, if you follow this link, you will see her topless.

http://dianepoppos.com/ptnc=scrg5356/

p.s. i didn't know who she was until i looked her up after reading moz's comment.