If Morrissey was ahero in his own comic book, what would be his special powers???

[manwithaplan]

 

[nonesoever]

Jump off the roof and be smeared all over the pavement in a single
bounce?

 

[bobmozza]

Why, what else but his razor sharp wit!

He could kill you stone dead with it he could.

Just imagine:

"Sharper than the Sword of Omens! Able to annihilate characters with a single sentence! All-powerful toast-preparing ability! It's SUPERMOZ!!!"

 

[nonesoever]

Re: 'Penis mightier than the sword'

That 'court case talk' can kill I tell ya.

He can also ex-communicate you with a single fax.

He likes to rip his shirt in a Clark Kent sort of way,
only he's got 'Marry Me' written on his chest,
instead of a big red S.

I guess the villain will be someone from the meat industry,
or perhaps Elton John or the Royal Family.

His mission would be to liberate the music industry.

Suzanne suggested once that he could be one of Ben Stiller's Mystery Men.
Super heroes with lame super powers.




Mystery Men