Extract From recent Morrissey Diary - Monday 6th December

[Help Ma Kilt]

7:12 am - Woke up, scratched, broke wind and went back to sleep!
8:27 am - Rudely awoken by Postman at the door, wonder if its my IPOD!!!
8.35 am - No IPOD my dear diary but a final reminder for the water rates, Which I absolutley refuse to pay as my water has been a nasty rusty color since the start of the year!
8.39 am - Watched GMTV - putting in time waiting for Flog IT.
10.29 am - I think I will write another classic song this morning about my upcoming tour of the USA! There's life in this old dog yet!
10.30 am - Finished!
10.31 am - Not finished, sadly, on reflection the corus needs more work...I can't find anything to rhyme with Nantucket or Mastered.
10.32 am - He He He (writers block cured)
10.35 am - HELP I Can't remember whos still in the band and who isn't, and I need to send the Crimbo cards today!!!

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[trouble]

YES, YES!

 

[Mozfan]

YES YES YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

 

[Steven Patrick]

10:36 Checked in with the windowlickers at Moz-solo. How do I attract such idiots?

 

[winterjacket]

Re: 10:36 Checked in with the windowlickers at Moz-solo. How do I attract such idiots?

dear steven patrick:

any words of advice to you a young woman who will be travelling througout the United Kingdon this winter without a warm coat?

signed,
shivering.

 

[chestycough]

Bushmills, Guinness and warm leather seats

 

[chestycough]

Bushmills and Guinness (and warm leather seats)