a present for all the vegetarians

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Andrew S.

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bon appetit!


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> bon appetit!

It's succotash served in a glazed Michelin lawnmower tire!

My favorite!
 
EVER heard of eggs? Bread? FIsh? PIZZA? Bean Burritos?OAT Meal? ICE CREAM? BEing a vegetarian's not as bad as you think..

I know fish is meat, but i don't feel bad eating an animal with no intelligence.
 
more yummy vegetarian dishes...this time specifically for the question mark boy/girl

> EVER heard of eggs? Bread? FIsh? PIZZA? Bean Burritos?OAT Meal?
> ICE CREAM? BEing a vegetarian's not as bad as you think..

suzanne, you said the irony meters were turned off...i think the ability to take a subtle joshing meter is off as well. for the question mark person, another tasty dish. and maybe you'll get my point this time

(HINT: I'M NOT TRYING TO SAY VEGETARIANS EAT THIS STUFF, I JUST THINK THE PICTURE IS FUNNY!!! HINT HINT HINT WINK WINK WINK WINK)

> I know fish is meat, but i don't feel bad eating an animal with
> no intelligence.

and cows are the DaVinci of the animal kingdom, i hear.

wait. am I missing the sarcasm now? am I, *GASP* the victim of irony?!?

While you're munching on this multicolored alien breast, check out more regrettable food at the link below....

-Andrew S.


The Gallery of Regrettable Food!! (Book coming soon!!)
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> I don't feel bad eating an animal with
> no intelligence.

Perhaps you could start by eating some of the posts to this site.

You know who are they.

WorkingGirlx
 
> EVER heard of eggs? Bread? FIsh? PIZZA? Bean Burritos?OAT Meal?
> ICE CREAM? BEing a vegetarian's not as bad as you think..

> I know fish is meat, but i don't feel bad eating an animal with
> no intelligence.

So please eat Working Girl. She is an animal with no intelligence.
 
> EVER heard of eggs? Bread? FIsh? PIZZA? Bean Burritos?OAT Meal?
> ICE CREAM? BEing a vegetarian's not as bad as you think..

> I know fish is meat, but i don't feel bad eating an animal with
> no intelligence.

well you can't exactly prove that fish have no intelligence. We certainly aren't equipped to understand them or whether they do have intelligence or not but is that their problem or ours? It's ours.

But there's definitely more reason to eat fish than general meat health wise-I'll give you that.

Kirstie (who can't exactly prove her cat is intelligent either but has a sinking suspicion there's something beyond that fatty exterior.)
 
> Perhaps you could start by eating some of the posts to this
> site.

> You know who are they.

> WorkingGirlx

now that's funny!

Kirstie
 
fish as a safety shot

> But there's definitely more reason to eat fish than general meat
> health wise-I'll give you that.

oooh. i suppose you've never heard of brown tide or red tide... eating fish could be just as dangerous as eating meat (plus you have to deal with all those bones.) also, as fish get severely large, they can eventually have worms and crazy bad stuff in their bodies. (common with black drum)

by the way, I'm from the coast. hence the knowledge

-Andrew S.
 
Re: more yummy vegetarian dishes...this time specifically for the question mark boy/girl

> suzanne, you said the irony meters were turned off...i think the
> ability to take a subtle joshing meter is off as well. for the
> question mark person, another tasty dish. and maybe you'll get
> my point this time

Once I started taking the prawn out of my oat meal, it made such a difference that I knew I couldn't turn back to eating meat again.

> (HINT: I'M NOT TRYING TO SAY VEGETARIANS EAT THIS STUFF, I JUST
> THINK THE PICTURE IS FUNNY!!! HINT HINT HINT WINK WINK WINK
> WINK)

> and cows are the DaVinci of the animal kingdom, i hear.

> wait. am I missing the sarcasm now? am I, *GASP* the victim of
> irony?!?

> While you're munching on this multicolored alien breast, check
> out more regrettable food at the link below....

Do they have a section dedicated to Taco Cabana by any chance?
 
> So please eat Working Girl. She is an animal with no
> intelligence.

and you are ... just plainly an animal?
 
Re: fish as a safety shot

> oooh. i suppose you've never heard of brown tide or red tide...
> eating fish could be just as dangerous as eating meat (plus you
> have to deal with all those bones.) also, as fish get severely
> large, they can eventually have worms and crazy bad stuff in
> their bodies. (common with black drum)

> by the way, I'm from the coast. hence the knowledge

> -Andrew S.

ok i guess I should have said properly prepared and chosen fish? I'm not a fish expert so I wouldn't know but I meant in general the ones that are disease free are inherently healtheir than eating say a piece of a cow.

Kirstie
 
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