How does your dad give you a lickin'?

[Norman!]

My pa uses a razor strap.

If you must know, I'm typing this standing up.



Jackie's old man whips him with a slipper.

P.S. this is a thread, not a soapbox. Thanks!

 

[Norman!]

This was supposed to be a poll.

Belt
Switch
Strap
Tree limb
Paddle
Hand
Slipper
Stage Prop
Other (please specify)

 

[Not Right in the Head]

This was supposed to be a poll.

You can still make it one. Click on the Thread Tools link just above the first post, choose "Add a poll to this thread," set it up, and then watch everyone continue to ignore your unfunny, trolling posts.

 

[jesusH]

My Father had me scourged by a couple of beefy centurions.
And I was innocent.

 

[HIM]

This was supposed to be a poll.

why isn't "deep throat" an option?

 

[xLonelyPlanetBoyx]

lick the poll when it's cold,
and your tongue will stick,
so keep the party bumpin'
and thumpin' & shit......
rubbing the club, legs
in between, lovin' the
scrub, keepin' it clean

 

[Imhotep]

My Father had me scourged by a couple of beefy centurions.
And I was innocent.

I was watching that program on the Shroud of Turin last week and it shook my faith in atheism a little. So maybe you're the one to ask: is it really yours? And if there really is a God, will I be able to get into heaven even if I don't believe? I have lustful thoughts occasionally...well, quite often, actually - especially on weekends or when I'm on holiday, but I'm a pretty decent guy. If you exist, could you have a word with your dad and tell him I don't do that stuff with the funny cigarettes anymore?

 

[J.J. Evans]

To answer you question, Norman, you might say every time dad takes off his belt Michael and I have painful flashbacks. **rubs bottom**

 

[Corrissey]

My Dad rarely raised his voice. When he did, it was serious. It's when he said he was 'disappointed', that it hurt the most truly truly truly

 

[xLonelyPlanetBoyx]

My dad spanked me once when I was a kid. And for some reason, he likes to bring it up now and then. It makes me really uncomfortable.

 

[Corrissey]

I vividly remember the one time my Dad snapped...we were driving to the airport and I was jumping around in the back seat singing "boogie check boogie check ooh ahh" (a Larry Lujack WLS radio catch phrase/song in the 70's) He stopped the car on the off ramp and grew a new head I wasn't even strapped in to the back seat of the Maverick. Seatbelts?

 

[Paris Hilton]

Re: How does your dad give you a lickin\'?

My dad and mom never hit us but they took bong hits with us a few times.

 

[MadameChaos]