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King George III
Guest
10 facts about the U.S and its charming citizens:-
1. American illiteracy in adults is 4% ( a fact wonderfully demonstrated by many of the contributors to this web site)
2. Americans use the word "sucks" whenever they don't like something - eg "Southpaw Grammar sucks"
3. Most Americans are unreasonably fat ( my advice is to eat less ).
4. Americans enjoy watching wrestling and monster truck racing.
5. Morrissey spends much of his time in the U.S. because its very easy for him to feel superior there.
6. Americans think that they are living in a "land of freedom" - they get very emotional about this ( most Americans are in fact very bland )
7. Americans keep going on about Jesus ( which they pronounce Jeeeysuuuus )
8. Most Americans have had cosmetic surgery - which makes them look ridiculous.
9. Guns don't kill people - Americans kill people.
10. American cultural highlight? - Bay Watch.
1. American illiteracy in adults is 4% ( a fact wonderfully demonstrated by many of the contributors to this web site)
2. Americans use the word "sucks" whenever they don't like something - eg "Southpaw Grammar sucks"
3. Most Americans are unreasonably fat ( my advice is to eat less ).
4. Americans enjoy watching wrestling and monster truck racing.
5. Morrissey spends much of his time in the U.S. because its very easy for him to feel superior there.
6. Americans think that they are living in a "land of freedom" - they get very emotional about this ( most Americans are in fact very bland )
7. Americans keep going on about Jesus ( which they pronounce Jeeeysuuuus )
8. Most Americans have had cosmetic surgery - which makes them look ridiculous.
9. Guns don't kill people - Americans kill people.
10. American cultural highlight? - Bay Watch.