cute
Well, I don't know what I would say. I would probably run away.
I've been a fan for 13 years. Yuck, I hate saying that.
I remember when I was about 20, I used to fantasize about winning the lottery. I thought I might rent a great big stadium/auditorium. Then I would fly every Morrissey fan in-- everyone from the mailing list, everyone from Moz-solo. You know, I'd contact the mods and get a list. I would host them up all fine in plush suites. I'd serve vegan foods. Everyone could get their hair professionally done up in quifs or Betty Page dos. And then we'd have the most marvelous show of our lives c/o Morrissey. It would be such an awesome experience.
I can talk about it now, years later. But, I swear, that fantasy used to give me a fever. I seriously was so excited that I could make every Morrissey fan happy that way.