this st. patty's day...what will you be drinking?

Not green I hope

Not green I hope.

My favorite brewsky: Sleeman's Honey Brown
My favorite cider: Black Sheep
 
I will be drinking your mother's cum as she sweats out her pussy pussy after I fingerfu.ck her to orgasm pie. Afterwards she will lie on the floor with her legs wide open so I can eat some Lucky Charms out of her flappy ass, overused, smells like tartar cream and cheese poofs vagina.

I assure you this will not bother her three cervixes nor the lemony fresh speghetti like clit that hangs there like a strand of chum.

Now do us a favor and shut the f.uck up or I will force you to rip out your liver, fry it up with shallots and then serve it back up the wrongways until you realize that enema's aren't all they cracked up to be you sh-itdick!
 
I will be drinking your blood. I'm gonna break your legs and arms, inject heroin on your eyes, cut your hands. And ya gonna drink my urine. Hope you enjoy.

withnail's mom xx
 
> I will be drinking your mother's cum as she sweats out her pussy
> pussy after I fingerfu.ck her to orgasm pie. Afterwards she will
> lie on the floor with her legs wide open so I can eat some Lucky
> Charms out of her flappy ass, overused, smells like tartar cream
> and cheese poofs vagina.

> I assure you this will not bother her three cervixes nor the
> lemony fresh speghetti like clit that hangs there like a strand
> of chum.

> Now do us a favor and shut the f.uck up or I will force you to
> rip out your liver, fry it up with shallots and then serve it
> back up the wrongways until you realize that enema's aren't all
> they cracked up to be you sh-itdick!

I see your still being a Twat, Sonny.

WorkingGirlx

But I get your point about the question.
 
> I will be drinking your mother's cum as she sweats out her pussy
> pussy after I fingerfu.ck her to orgasm pie. Afterwards she will
> lie on the floor with her legs wide open so I can eat some Lucky
> Charms out of her flappy ass, overused, smells like tartar cream
> and cheese poofs vagina.

A-hem! I believe that's "cheese poofs hinny-hinny"!

> I assure you this will not bother her three cervixes nor the
> lemony fresh speghetti like clit that hangs there like a strand
> of chum.

> Now do us a favor and shut the f.uck up or I will force you to
> rip out your liver, fry it up with shallots and then serve it
> back up the wrongways until you realize that enema's aren't all
> they cracked up to be you sh-itdick!
 
not a damn thing...a drunk person on crutches isn't a pretty sight.
 
> not a damn thing...a drunk person on crutches isn't a pretty
> sight.
ah well next year...
 
> not a damn thing...a drunk person on crutches isn't a pretty
> sight.

that depends upon you sense of humour.
 
Long time, no genuine pub. So it will have to be beer at the pub.
By the way, do you know where in London you-know-who used to live?
I am going for a few days and thought I might go there. Also, any nice Irish pubs?
Cheers
 
Re: Not green I hope

> Not green I hope.

I will drink what they give me.
 
try puking pink leaning on a fire hydrant, with your boots in your hand wearing powerpuff girl socks on your 21st birthday...and that isnt even the worst of it.

oh and about st. patty's... i dont know what i'll be drinking now but as long as i dont know the day after i'll assume it was good.
 
> try puking pink leaning on a fire hydrant, with your boots in
> your hand wearing powerpuff girl socks on your 21st
> birthday...and that isnt even the worst of it.

I fondly remember my favorite redhead standing outside a karaoke bar spewing and crying. She was beautiful inspite of herself! Memories....!

> oh and about st. patty's... i dont know what i'll be drinking
> now but as long as i dont know the day after i'll assume it was
> good.

Green beer always hits the spot!
 
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