Ha! here are my guesses:
> 1. do you have simon goddard's email address?
No, he only uses a fax machine.
> 2. isn't he glad that morrissey has his fun little side project to keep
> himself busy while Alain devotes himself to Red Lightning?
Yes, fancy he'll fine-tune his sound while i'm away.
> 3. did you quit the tour last year because you found out that morrissey
> was going to make them wear kilts?
No. It was the nun gowns.
> 4. since people are starting to get "up there" in age, did the
> latest album recording session have incorporated nap times?
Not necessarily, we were just resting our eyes.
> 5. did you ever mistake any of the dead people in the catacombs for keith
> richards?
We did, and then one of them popped up at us and it turned out to be Chinua Achebe taking a nap.
> 6. did you ever once witness Boz take an entire slice of pizza and stuff
> it into a giant stein full of Paulaner and chug it?
Newcastle.
> 7. Jesse Tobias: with or without moustache?
Without the band.
> 8. can you take johnny marr in a fight?
Sure. Where will he be going?
> 9. who's ingenious idea was it to play at 9pm on the night red lightning
> comes to austin? thanks for being considerate of those who can't stay up
> late on weeknights anymore.
We'd figured that since my superhuman powers approach their peak closer to midnight when I turn into a were-wolf, that way we could have a rip-roaring gig for the jobless.
