New band called The Smiths!

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Guys, you guys are gonna freak! I just found the most amazing band...they're called The Smiths and they f***ing rock! The singer sounds just like Morrissey, but the music is so much better. It's like, unreal. I've never heard guitars played like that. Man, Morrissey should drop Jesse and get this guy, he's awesome!

They have this one song, that's like all acoustic, it's called "Back to the Old House". Dude, if they played that on MTV Unplugged, they would just kill it! It'd be the best thing ever on MTV!

There's another song, it's called "Well I Wonder". Seriously, it's like the most romantic song in the world, EVER! It's so wonderful. It makes me all warm inside but also ready to cry. Cry with happiness, cry with such beautiful emotion. It's the best song ever. Oh my god!

But this other song I heard, it's called "Reel Around the Fountain", man, this is the greatest song ever written and performed! What a melody, what a beat, what a bassline, and what beautiful guitars! The music sounds like it's shimmering, like it's shiny like silver after it's been polished. It's so gorgeous but it's also so punk rock. You know what I mean?! It's raw and yet it's refined. Man, this is the best music ever. You guys have got to get it RIGHT NOW, rob the store, kill your parents, steal a computer, do whatever you need to do to get this CD now!
 
*Yawn* The Smiths are so derivative. They've obviously listened to Echobelly, Gene, The Killers, Franz, even Shed Seven- I don't see the Smiths ever going very far.
 
> Guys, you guys are gonna freak! I just found the most amazing
> band...they're called The Smiths and they f***ing rock! The singer sounds
> just like Morrissey, but the music is so much better. It's like, unreal.
> I've never heard guitars played like that. Man, Morrissey should drop
> Jesse and get this guy, he's awesome!

> They have this one song, that's like all acoustic, it's called "Back
> to the Old House". Dude, if they played that on MTV Unplugged, they
> would just kill it! It'd be the best thing ever on MTV!

> There's another song, it's called "Well I Wonder". Seriously,
> it's like the most romantic song in the world, EVER! It's so wonderful. It
> makes me all warm inside but also ready to cry. Cry with happiness, cry
> with such beautiful emotion. It's the best song ever. Oh my god!

> But this other song I heard, it's called "Reel Around the
> Fountain", man, this is the greatest song ever written and performed!
> What a melody, what a beat, what a bassline, and what beautiful guitars!
> The music sounds like it's shimmering, like it's shiny like silver after
> it's been polished. It's so gorgeous but it's also so punk rock. You know
> what I mean?! It's raw and yet it's refined. Man, this is the best music
> ever. You guys have got to get it RIGHT NOW, rob the store, kill your
> parents, steal a computer, do whatever you need to do to get this CD now!

Oh!! How dare they? And if this is true, how did they get away with
stealing the name?
 
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