I wonder what swear words get automatically changed?

[Little Miss Curious]

R.I.P Sunday pub quiz.

You'll have to remind me from now on then! Tsk...I have that big bottle of baby powder on my compter table and it smells awfully nice...sniff. Ahh, Bisto.

EL Wisty gets my vote! Now send me the nude ladies!

Little Miss Miffy xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

 

[Cinderella]

Re: Go for the legs!

> Oi YOU, will you PLEASE change the pseudonyms back to mine
> before you leave my house, you little minx! I don't know, you
> charm your way into my house, eat my cake, drink my tea, admire
> my long-forgotten gym skirt, and then take the credit for MY
> postings! Humph! Someone shall be getting a smacked bottom when
> I see them next...

Slapped legs...much more satisfying...AND you get to see the lovely red hand marks that are left behind as a testiment to the smacking! (btw doesn't smacking make a lovely, well, smacking noise?!)

But the real reason I feel I must respond to this is that I simply HAVE to know: admire the gym skirt how? Compliments to the seamstress/tailor...on you...or fancying it to go with the lovely fluffy cardigan and docmartins he has at home at the back of the wardrobe?

Tell me, I simply have to know!

 

[Little Miss Curious]

Smack, smack, s m a c k ! !

> But the real reason I feel I must respond to this is that I
> simply HAVE to know: admire the gym skirt how? Compliments to
> the seamstress/tailor...on you...or fancying it to go with the
> lovely fluffy cardigan and docmartins he has at home at the back
> of the wardrobe?

> Tell me, I simply have to know!

Well, definitely the second choice, but the third? Ask him! (I'd put my bets on a yes...)

LMC x