FOR IAN PLEASE

[MOZZERIANS WHORE MUM]

POOR IAN, WHY HAVE YOU NOT BEEN TO SEE ME? WHERE IS MY VODKA? IAN, YOU COULD SELL YOUR MOUSEMATS, PLEASE HELP ME, THE BATHROOM IS VERY DIRTY, AND THE DOORBELL IS BROKEN. PLEASE MY POOR BALD GAY IAN, GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR MONEY.

LOVE,

MUM