Everyone masturbates. I bet even Suzanne and Ruffian do. I don' t think they do it together, though.

[Zippa Dee Doodah]

How many of you masturbate? What are your favorite methods?

Thanks.

 

[Some Totally Random Moz Fan]

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[Zippa Dee Doodah]

Listen, MUDD! I have 2 hands and can't type and masturbate at the same time.

 

[Some Totally Random Moz Fan]

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[Zippa Dee Doodah]

OK. I think it's become abundantly clear that you want my body, Jay.

 

[Some Totally Random Moz Fan]

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[Zippa Dee Doodah]

Stroke your prick and make it hard. Make it hard for me, Mud.

 

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[Zippa Dee Doodah]

What does it say about your concept of yourself, Jay...

...that you automatically assume that someone who's expressing a sensual interest in you is a PSYCHO? That's pretty telling.