Does Moz Surf?

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Re: If he does, I have a smiths/moz record collection for sale...

> UM, I wear mittens.
> How about this.....
> On Saturday night I told a Man U fan to f*** off!

Oh lgdac!!! You have no idea how close you came to a reprieve. This time yesterday, you would have been a free woman.
Unfortunately for you, this very afternoon the draw was made for this year's Euro Cup thingy. And Man U will be playing..........rangers!!!
So I like them now.

Appeal rejected.
And may the Lord have mercy on your soul.
 
Re: If he does, I have a smiths/moz record collection for sale...

> Oh lgdac!!! You have no idea how close you came to a reprieve. This time
> yesterday, you would have been a free woman.
> Unfortunately for you, this very afternoon the draw was made for this
> year's Euro Cup thingy. And Man U will be playing..........rangers!!!
> So I like them now.

> Appeal rejected.
> And may the Lord have mercy on your soul.

Man Utd v Rangers! What a horrible clash. Man United may be swines, but at least they aren't Catholic-bashing Orangemen, so good luck to the boys in red (NOT the boys in red, white and blue)
 
Re: If he does, I have a smiths/moz record collection for sale...

> Oh lgdac!!! You have no idea how close you came to a reprieve. This time
> yesterday, you would have been a free woman.
> Unfortunately for you, this very afternoon the draw was made for this
> year's Euro Cup thingy. And Man U will be playing..........rangers!!!
> So I like them now.

> Appeal rejected.
> And may the Lord have mercy on your soul.
Wait a minute. I posted that yesterday, before the draw, and secondly I hate the Rangers, very few, if anyone, hates the Rangers more than I do.
 
Re: If he does, I have a smiths/moz record collection for sale...

> Man Utd v Rangers! What a horrible clash. Man United may be swines, but at
> least they aren't Catholic-bashing Orangemen, so good luck to the boys in
> red (NOT the boys in red, white and blue)
He may be a fellow Catholic, but it is sacrilege Mo Johnson is allowed to step foot on the hallow grounds of Giants stadium.
 
Re: If he does, I have a smiths/moz record collection for sale...

> He wasn't sunbathing there, Terror. He was back late from a boozy night
> out with the lads. As hard as he tried he couldn't get the key into the
> doorlock (I know the feeling), and ended up asleep on an outdoor reclining
> thingy.
> Before he woke up,
> a) the sun had come out, and
> b) some swine had taken this photo.

> At least that's what he told me. And I believe him.
A night out drinking and sleeping on a lounge chair, instead of a nice comfy bed, and not one hair out of place. I love this guy!
 
Re: If he does, I have a smiths/moz record collection for sale...

> A night out drinking and sleeping on a lounge chair, instead of a nice
> comfy bed, and not one hair out of place. I love this guy!

It's ALL out of place, lgdac. It was flat when he went out.
 
Re: If he does, I have a smiths/moz record collection for sale...

> Wait a minute. I posted that yesterday, before the draw, and secondly I
> hate the Rangers, very few, if anyone, hates the Rangers more than I do.

NEXT!!!
 
Re: If he does, I have a smiths/moz record collection for sale...

> NEXT!!!
Um, a good Celtic fan is a terrible thing to waste?
 
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