DIRTY SEX!!!

[Reg Plate]

Being an affected posh Edinburgher I thought dirty sex was what the coalman delivered the coal in!

P.s. I have "been away from my desk" for the last couple of days but I want you all know I was released without charge.

PS. I have been clearing the foodcupboards and was wondering does anyone know if an Aztec bar with BBE 08/84 would be safe to eat?

Love and even possibly respect...

Reg

 

[Johnny]

> Being an affected posh Edinburgher I thought dirty sex was what the
> coalman delivered the coal in!

> P.s. I have "been away from my desk" for the last couple of days
> but I want you all know I was released without charge.

> PS. I have been clearing the foodcupboards and was wondering does anyone
> know if an Aztec bar with BBE 08/84 would be safe to eat?

> Love and even possibly respect...

> Reg

You know what they say about people from Edinburgh Reg.....All fur coats and nae knickers

 

[GU Grim O'Grady]

oh Edinburghers of natural birth wtf does going for messages mean? Or something like that, I was typing a text message at the time of being asked so wasn't paying full heed ya ken eh?
Lost

love

Greeeem

> You know what they say about people from Edinburgh Reg.....All fur coats
> and nae knickers

 

[stella street]

get down to glasgow and huv yersel a kebab ya nugget.




http://www.freeloadmp3.com/

 

[Johnny]

> oh Edinburghers of natural birth wtf does going for messages mean? Or
> something like that, I was typing a text message at the time of being
> asked so wasn't paying full heed ya ken eh?
> Lost

> love

> Greeeem

Going for messages simply means shopping my friend.In particular for food.

 

[GU Grim O'Grady]

cheers J,
tis a hard language to learn ya ken? I'm getting there slowly.

love

Grim

> Going for messages simply means shopping my friend.In particular for food.

 

[stella street]

> cheers J,
> tis a hard language to learn ya ken? I'm getting there slowly.

och, ye'll huv it doon in nae time. jist don't go aw posh an start havering like a rocket. or i'll huv tae tell ye tae bolt.




http://www.freeloadmp3.com/

 

[mauve21]

> Being an affected posh Edinburgher I thought dirty sex was what the
> coalman delivered the coal in!

> P.s. I have "been away from my desk" for the last couple of days
> but I want you all know I was released without charge.

> PS. I have been clearing the foodcupboards and was wondering does anyone
> know if an Aztec bar with BBE 08/84 would be safe to eat?

> Love and even possibly respect...

> Reg
Sounds like a wee bit of bragging boasting, young man.
Would you rather some scones with jam and cream?
I know I would, but I just cant be bothered turning on the oven.
Ca va? Or are you not in France?

 

[Reg Plate]

awa' n' bolt yersell

I'll gie you a stairheed sherrikin if you say I talk pan-loafy. Hurrrumph

Reg

 

[mauve21]

Re: awa' n' bolt yersell

> I'll gie you a stairheed sherrikin if you say I talk pan-loafy. Hurrrumph

> Reg
I'll not be a takin any of your cheek ya cheeky laddy.
I'm not sure what pan loafy is? Is it a pancake or something?

 

[Reg Plate]

Pan Loaf

In Scotland bread came in two main varities a plain loaf which was tall and crusty and pan loaf whic was squareish and considered a little posh, so to accuse someone of talking pan-loafy was an insulting way of saying they were putting on heirs and graces.

I'll leave you now with a few words of encouragment, "may your chooks turn into emus and kick your shithouse door down"

Reg

 

[mauve21]

Re: Pan Loaf

> In Scotland bread came in two main varities a plain loaf which was tall
> and crusty and pan loaf whic was squareish and considered a little posh,
> so to accuse someone of talking pan-loafy was an insulting way of saying
> they were putting on heirs and graces.

> I'll leave you now with a few words of encouragment, "may your chooks
> turn into emus and kick your shithouse door down"

> Reg

It's nice to think that brooding may eventuate in awesome outcomes.
Don't quote me on that. It came quite out of the blue.
Like an overblown chicken coop.