I Was A Teenage Drug Free American
I'm Not A Moz Fan, But I've Played One On T.V.
*BA-DUMP-BUMP*
... yes today I played a HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT in a spot for the Partnership For A Drug Free America... I am 33 years old. And yes, I have even experimented with drugs. And I hadn't sat in a high school classroom since 1987... and everyone there said I LOOKED THE PART... even funnier: we were PASSING NOTES during the whole shoot!!
LOL!
I entertained the cute girl in front of me by writing Morrissey lyrics that were composed by Moz years before she was even born- and when I was about her age... GAWD the thing about these young actresses is all they want to do is flirt and use me for sex- they never appreciate my mind...
(ha ha ha)
The "star" of the commercial gets a BLOODY NOSE in the middle of class and everyone starts staring at her- the result of her COKE ADDICTION...
Life is good.
Jay
P.S. - attached is one some of mindless boredom-inspired scribbling I did at my desk... I didn't include the Moz lyrics pages because I figure you prolly know them all already...
at the top middle: my view the cute girl sitting in front of me, when she wasn't busy trying to flirt and get down my pants
(insert another laugh here)
next to her: my view from my corner desk of the kid in the middle of the classroom who gets a bloody noose from her secret little COKE habit during Alebgra
below that: partial lyrics to cool song I don't know the name of from a tape my friend of obscure bands I don't know made for me in 1993
below that: two football pass plays I'd like the Seattle Seahawks to run this year on their way to the Super Bowl
below that, left: A rough sketch of the "Hacieda"- the circular night club from the movie "24 Hour Paty People" about the Madchester Scene in the early 80's
middle: The brand-new new $430 Seahawks Stadium
right: Seahawks' wide reciever Darrel Jackson extends his arms for a spectacular game-winning reception on 4th down and 46 yards to go with no time left on the clock @ Quallcomm Stadium in San Diego to clinch this year's SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP beating the Oakland Raiders 42-37 in the best game ever played in the history of pro sports
below that: a play designed for running back Sean Alexander to bust off tackle for a huge gain.
ahhhh... high school... it's like I never left...
cheers ;^)