My first reaction = AWWW!
My second, more sensible reaction = trotters and unearthly squealing are not good qualities in a pet. :straightface:
Aw. That sounds so nice. Sounds like you have a desire to mother people.
If it's a prophecy, congratulations, you'll be having kids all colours...
It's huge in Ireland. Lots of fireworks, lots of apple-centered games, and enough fruit cake with rings hidden inside it that you will never look...
Nah, it doesn't taste the same to me. Also, a teapot and china detracts from the fun of novelty mugs. :p
And yet after one cup of tea, you don't have quite enough energy to get another. :(
I feel a poem coming on. So fuck you, writer's block. Fuck you :)
I have an intense dislike for Katy Perry. It's probably stupid and petty, but I wish she'd thought before singing that fucking song. I got the...
When I go home, the boys won't leave the girls alone... I remember that song!
I couldn't stand it. :straightface: Still know the words, though.
It's not exactly justifiable, it's just a pointless gore movie. If you don't want to watch it, then you shouldn't. But it's not encouraging people...
Hey, I'm disturbed by it too, but that's no reason to censor it. It's just a horror film, and at the very least it's an original idea.
Wow. You are absolutely stunning.
As horrified as I am there is still a bit of me that needs to watch this just to prove I can. And because apparently the science is all, in...
Oh fuck what the actual fucking fuck. Fuck.
Toasted cheese bagel. Mmm.
'...But I can't believe that you'd ever care
And this is why you'll never care
These things take time
I know that I'm
The most inept that...
So you'd have to focus on the love while in the act? It all varies within the scene but the fact is, obviously, that it's just a sex game. If...
Yer mother's so fat I rolled over after sex and I was still on top of her.
I too have caterpillar eyebrows, I like a nice cup of tea, I'm shy, I don't consider myself particularly likeable, I'm unlucky in, and yet...
Skeleton. Dark robes. TALKS LIKE THIS. Likes cats. Got a granddaughter knocking about somewhere or other.
Bisexual just means that you can fall in love or be sexually attracted to both sexes. Being poly is when you need or want to have more than one...
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