What would you like to stuff into Moz's stocking? (suggested by scooter)
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Naked photos of yourself
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10% |
172 votes |
A signed Wilde
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21% |
359 votes |
Your fax number
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18% |
304 votes |
Voodoo dolls of Andy and Mike
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12% |
207 votes |
A huge wad of cash
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2% |
40 votes |
A lump of coal
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14% |
239 votes |
1652 total votes.
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- Don't complain about lack of options. You've got to pick a few when you do multiple choice. Those are the breaks.
- Feel free to suggest poll ideas if you're feeling creative. I'd strongly suggest reading the past polls first.
- This whole thing is wildly inaccurate. Rounding errors, ballot stuffers, dynamic IPs, firewalls. If you're using these numbers to do anything important, you're insane.
other (Score:0)
But it most likely means that the poll sucks.
naked pictures of myself..... (Score:1)
morrissey deserves a lump of coal as always. that, or maybe manuscripts to everything i've written. maybe i should include the lump of coal if he wants to get a good fire going underneath them all. i don't know. all i know is that he must be hard to shop for because he seems like the type is always first in line with his purchase even if its something he's only somewhat interested in....or maybe not. i remember he said in an interview that he had 20 copies of a particular Joni Mitchell album because he's in the mood and buys it if he doesn't have one of his other copies around. i could feasibly buy him another copy and he could be happy.
(User #36 Info)
I know.... (Score:0, Interesting)
Made up of lads that actually know how to play and write a decent tune?
Brent
Xmas (Score:1)
.......... unless Moz would prefer a woolen jumper with a horrible pattern on it.
(User #3416 Info)
Words fail me... (Score:0, Redundant)
Even as a "lighthearted" or "silly" poll (which I sometimes enjoy incidentally - so no spoilsport replies please!) this one really does reach a nadir of pointlessness and banality!
Stop! Stop! Stop the rubbish polls please!!!
This an amazing and potentially important forum for proper discussion on all things Morrissey! Don't spoil it with nonsensical and childish fantasies!!!
Honestly... words really do fail me sometimes!
Science has given us a global internet... let's not reduce it to the level of bathroom wall graffiti!
TT
(User #11165 Info)
pammie (Score:0)
The End (Score:0)
Let's face it. He's past it.
Let's hope he calls it a day before it becomes embarrassing.
I know that Morrissey is a vegetarian (Score:0)
By the way for all of you losers who complained about the last poll *submitted by me* this poll is a total disaster. At least have some funny answers as choices. I vote that we find out who the loser is who put this poll up and shove a stocking up his ass
(User #10663 Info)
I think Moz has enough (Score:0)
A jar of Father Neil Horan's Marmalade (Score:0)
other... (Score:0)
can't decide... (Score:0)
what do you reckon?
Spong Boy
choices, choices... (Score:0)
Maplefreak.
It has to be other (Score:1)
Not so I could jump out so the two of us could play grab-ass. Not so I could meet him and talk to him. So I could hide in there and see what he does when no one is around!
HO HO HO!
(User #8415 Info)
Obviously... (Score:1)
(User #10056 Info | http://www.myspace.com/mozzapheliac)
I already gave him a wad of cash (Score:1)
(User #8415 Info)
Stocking Stuffer (Score:0)
Is this unprecedented in the history of polls? (Score:0)
We may never again look at "other" in the same way.
Prove 'em wrong, little guy.
Religion is for Murderers and Losers (Score:2, Funny)
I’d like to see his face!
(User #8612 Info | http://homepage.ntlworld.com/rikrecked/)
Id love to give him... (Score:0)
Little MAN, What Now?
ILOVEKC
Stocking suggestions. (Score:0)
Also maybe a rabbit that could talk, a man with a lion's head and some vegatarian sprouts.
Happy Christmas Steven.
Other... (Score:0)
a handy (Score:0)
He'd love it, too.
We should (Score:0)
let me kiss you (Score:0)
Girly
Another week, another lackluster poll... (Score:1)
(User #5434 Info)
Mind (Score:0)
A statement (Score:1)
(User #12108 Info)
In his stocking (Score:1)
(User #9489 Info)
"A signed Wilde"? (Score:1)
Does it mean we should dig up Oscar Wilde's body, somehow bring him back to life, get him to sign himself, die again, and then give that to Moz?
Mmmm, Merry Christmas, have a 100 year old corpse.
(User #12209 Info | http://officefurniture.livejournal.com/)
I know (Score:0)
lump of coal please (Score:0)
johnny marr's right severed foot (Score:0)
My right plum (Score:0)
Which gig was the best on the tour this year?
And there will be about 500 conflicting comments.
I would love to give him..... (Score:0)
give a face lift, and hair transplant.
(User #8167 Info)