An anonymous person writes:
Can You Draw Morrissey?

An Alternadad moment: On Thursday night in Austin I went to Home Slice, a pizzeria on Congress Avenue, to get a couple of pies for my band during rehearsal. Home Slice is new in the three months since I left Austin, whose retail mix is evolving quickly in anticipation of adapting to the coming worldwide ecological apocalypse. While I waited, I picked up a children's coloring book that the pizzeria produces. One of the pages said "Kids! Can You Draw Morrissey?" And sure enough, there was a picture of Morrissey in the lower left-hand corner. I looked around. The pizzeria had posted kid-drawn pictures of Morrissey all over the walls.