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posted by davidt on Sunday November 20 2005, @08:00PM
Star and garter writes:
Anyone know www.overheardinnewyork.com? I'm completely addicted to it, I check it every day. Great new overheard comment posted today:

"The more you ignore me, the closer I get"

Man: I'm kind of disturbed by the fact that I've wanted to listen to Morrissey lately.
Woman: We can go back to my place and listen to Morrissey later.
Man: No one has sex to Morrissey.

--The Raven, Avenue A

I couldn't possibly get it on listening to Morrissey I'm afraid, though I have tried.
Bye dears.
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  • Morrissey's music is incredibly sexy to me.

    Is it really so strange?
    Anonymous -- Sunday November 20 2005, @08:40PM (#186111)
  • Funny site. I liked this one:

      November 19, 2005
    Buster Poindexter is Spinning in His Grave

    Girl: Who's that on your t-shirt?
    Guy: Well, it says "New York Dolls"...
    Girl: Is that Led Zeppelin?
    Guy: Um, no, it's the New York fucking Dolls!
    Girl: Asshole.

    --Beauty Bar, East 14th Street
    dallow_bg <[email protected]> -- Monday November 21 2005, @12:25AM (#186133)
    (User #10559 Info | http://www.dolefulorange.com/)
    "All the people I like are those that are dead."
  • I had sex to "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now." It didn't diminish the moment at all. I find it odd that such a thing would pull someone away in the peak of passion.

    Although unplanned, I found it to be a fond memory of a truly ironic atmosphere. I had no regrets, nor did she.
    Anonymous -- Monday November 21 2005, @12:45AM (#186137)
  • So a woman invites a man back to her place, offers Morrissey on the stereo, and the man sniffs that "nobody has sex to Morrissey?" Well YOU would be if you weren't such a dipshit. Dillhole. Isn't this every fan's dream come true?

    Give me this girl's number, because I'm accepting this offer. I've had plenty of sex to
    "Jack the Ripper".
    ATLpunk -- Monday November 21 2005, @12:17PM (#186207)
    (User #13585 Info)
  • Dumb,dumb,dumb: "No one has sex to Morrissey". Sounds like we need a revival of "Everything you need to know about sex...and were affraid to ask" for elementary-level. Then, move on to "Play it Again, Sam". Play the first Smiths album, Sam: "I need advice, I need advice", to remember Morrissey's stanza on sexuality.
    Anonymous -- Monday November 21 2005, @08:04PM (#186267)

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