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Morrissey character toby jug by Gary Seymour on eBay
posted by davidt on Thursday March 31 2005, @10:00AM

 Brighton Rich writes:

I think the good folks of Morrissey-solo might find this interesting - personally I wouldn't give it house-space, but its really well done, for that sort of thing...

Ebay -

Morrissey character toby jug by Gary Seymour

Item number: 7310317201

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Unique lifesize character-toby jug of Morrissey. This is a prototype of a forthcoming limited edition set of 30 Morrissey character jugs, part of a range including teapots and busts. Modelled, produced and individually signed and dated by Gary Seymour, an established and highly collectable English potter. It is a contemporary likeness of Morrissey, which celebrates his ‘comeback’ year of 2004. The machine gun handle is significant as it represents the logo of Morrissey’s own record label, ‘Attack Records’ and is, of course, featured on his ‘You Are The Quarry’ album cover. The character jug is made in a semi porcelain white earthenware, slipcast from the mould Gary made of his original clay model, and hand painted and finished in a transparent glaze. This is a big piece, measuring H: 30cm D: 21cm W: 19cm.

 
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    But somehow... (Score:1, Funny)
    Tacky and Ugly. But somehow...I still like it ! Every purchase should come with a free velvet painting of the Bona Drag cover !
    Anonymous -- Thursday March 31 2005, @10:10AM (#156082)
    just awful (Score:0)
    looks more like alec baldwin.
    leedoggpimp <leedoggpimp@hotmail.com> -- Thursday March 31 2005, @10:17AM (#156084)
    (User #2789 Info | http://www.morrisseymusic.com/ )
     True friends stab you in the front.
      Gary the potty potter: (Score:0)
      I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to make me and other art-lovers have a nervous breakdown.
      Ha! But my nerves aren't made of porcelain Gary!

      No Gary, this won't be "a museum piece one day". Your brain will, though!
      I can't believe he has made 29 other pieces. I'm gonna be sick.
      Anonymous -- Thursday March 31 2005, @10:46AM (#156091)
        Yikes!! (Score:1)
        That's...er...interesting. @_@
        hand in glove -- Thursday March 31 2005, @10:58AM (#156093)
        (User #827 Info)
         Art is the tree of life. Science is the tree of death. - William Blake
        • Re:Yikes!! by Anonymous (Score:0) Friday April 01 2005, @06:38AM
          20 quid postage !!!!!! (Score:0)
          Who`s gonna be delivering it, the queens guard, the SAS. Its pretty ugly though ain`t it.
          Anonymous -- Thursday March 31 2005, @11:27AM (#156103)
            This is wonderful (Score:1)
            A lovely item..perfect for my pens at work
            momus -- Thursday March 31 2005, @11:51AM (#156107)
            (User #5134 Info)
             because..because we must
              it also (Score:0)
              doubles as a bong just put the weed in mozzers nose and puff through the gun muzzle!
              Anonymous -- Thursday March 31 2005, @12:08PM (#156114)
                what? (Score:1)
                file not found on image 2 and 3.....thank god!!!
                internetshoplifter -- Thursday March 31 2005, @12:09PM (#156115)
                (User #13564 Info)
                  heeeeeeey (Score:1)
                  is that the Fonz?
                  mr. superinvisible -- Thursday March 31 2005, @12:15PM (#156119)
                  (User #6367 Info)
                    Did someone say busts? (Score:1)
                    We all know how hard it is to draw or sculpt Morrissey. Still, you have to appreciate the efforts. True, this one looks more like Moz than some of the paintings and drawings we've seen in the past, but it looks a little too much like Patrick Warburton aka "Puddy" from Seinfeld fame.

                    Dear Jim,

                    Free Moz "busts" and corresponding shirts with every Ebay purchase!

                    signed,

                    April Juggs
                    Jim Rome -- Thursday March 31 2005, @12:25PM (#156123)
                    (User #720 Info | http://www.jimrome.com/ )
                     ...and how?
                    Is this for real? (Score:1)
                    Gary Seymour needs to be executed. In a brutal way.
                    Eric Hartman -- Thursday March 31 2005, @12:26PM (#156124)
                    (User #5103 Info)
                     It is a very mixed blessing to be brought back from the dead.
                      That thing (Score:0)
                      Looks like Superman
                      JAMSDEAN -- Thursday March 31 2005, @02:31PM (#156137)
                      (User #8167 Info)
                        guns are vile (Score:1)
                        Guns are very ugly things. I don't like associating them with Moz.
                        lonedom -- Thursday March 31 2005, @03:16PM (#156145)
                        (User #7846 Info)
                         Veteran of both World Wars on Job Seekers Allowance
                        Mug-Wump (Score:1)
                        Looks like a bizzare amalgam of the Moz, Arny Schwarzenegger and Edward Heath. I still kinda like it though.
                        Ben G -- Thursday March 31 2005, @03:56PM (#156148)
                        (User #9622 Info)
                          my goodness (Score:0)
                          that is truly fucking awful.
                          Anonymous -- Thursday March 31 2005, @04:11PM (#156152)
                            Reagan Quiff?! (Score:1)
                            You won't "be seeing" me trusting a drink out that *mug* myself...
                            Number 6 -- Thursday March 31 2005, @04:24PM (#156156)
                            (User #11792 Info)
                             Be seeing you.
                              Bejesus (Score:1)
                              If you're going to spend more time than's healthy on creating something like this you should get the details right. Firstly the hair, secondly the chin, thirdly the eyes. The nose is good though.

                              I like the gun because it makes me laugh. As if anyone's gonna think 'Well, I'm not sure about the actual jug... it DOES looks a bit like Alec Baldwin, yeah, and no, nothing like Morrissey, but saying that it does come with a sort of strange looking 30's gun thing.....Okay! I'll take five! Gimme gimme gimme!"

                              The last laugh will come to whoever buys this turning up on the Antiques Roadshow in 30 years time and having it valued at £50,000 because Morrissey is, by 2035, the new Elvis. Or a new God. Or Prime Minister.
                              Stan <stanleymchale@mac.com> -- Thursday March 31 2005, @04:31PM (#156157)
                              (User #9752 Info | http://www.stanleymchale.merseyblogs.co.uk/ )
                              • Re:Bejesus by Anonymous (Score:0) Thursday March 31 2005, @05:21PM
                                sweet mother of GOD! (Score:0)
                                That is the scraiest thing I have ever wanted to buy! DAMN! It's hideous, yet compelling. Like Mozz, but un-like Mozz... Shiny, yet-----oh god I just barfed.

                                There's a peice for the Antiques Roadshow 2050! Wonder what it could bring in... lol

                                Maplefreak
                                Anonymous -- Thursday March 31 2005, @05:19PM (#156163)
                                thats awful... (Score:1)
                                juste awful.
                                chrisarclark <clarkinatorclark@hotmail.com> -- Thursday March 31 2005, @07:08PM (#156170)
                                (User #9259 Info)
                                 "I'm just passing through here on my way to somewhere civilized and maybe I'll even arrive, maybe I'll even arrive..."
                                  A Stanley Baker bust! (Score:1)
                                  It's like Morrissey without any X-chromasones -- too male. A bit too Americanized in the jaw line, and the eyes are wrong. That tacky Elvis bust you see everywhere does recall Elvis, this just doesn't recall Moz. Keep on moldin'.
                                  king leer -- Thursday March 31 2005, @07:17PM (#156172)
                                  (User #80 Info)
                                    Mozza? (Score:0)
                                    Apart from the obvious fact that this is the most hideous thing I have ever seen has no one felt the need to point out that Mozzer is spelt wrong?

                                    When have you ever seen Mozzer spelt with an A?

                                    So ugly and lacking research, not bad eh!
                                    Anonymous -- Thursday March 31 2005, @10:42PM (#156191)
                                    • ewwwww! by Anonymous (Score:0) Thursday March 31 2005, @11:12PM
                                      • Re:Mozza? by Keely (Score:1) Friday April 01 2005, @05:24AM
                                        • Re:Mozza? by Anonymous (Score:0) Friday April 01 2005, @08:13AM
                                          • Re:To the spelling brigade by goinghome (Score:1) Friday April 01 2005, @12:06PM
                                            Now... (Score:0)
                                            Picture that on the table when Morrissey invites people for a cuppa...
                                            "Please excuse me from teaaaaa" etc

                                            An interesting way to know wether your mates are sincere and have taste, too:
                                            "Oh Morrissey! It's beautiful! And it looks so very exactly like you!"

                                            So after all... I guess it's useful. In a way...
                                            Anonymous -- Thursday March 31 2005, @11:46PM (#156202)
                                              But the truly truly horrible thing about it, (Score:0)
                                              is that you get used to it, after a while.

                                              Goes to show your brain makes your body adapt to things that cause it pain really quickly.

                                              "Hey! Gary! Look: I only puked a jug's worth, this morning!"
                                              Anonymous -- Friday April 01 2005, @12:07AM (#156203)
                                                mug shot (Score:1)
                                                Impressed as I am by the effort that has obviously gone into making it, I can't help but think - Ray Liotta. Not that I could do any better!
                                                charming lass -- Friday April 01 2005, @01:00AM (#156204)
                                                (User #11741 Info)
                                                 this is the last song i will ever sing, oh no i've changed my mind again
                                                  According to the Mirror... (Score:0)
                                                  ...Morrissey has a severe cas of jugness.
                                                  That must be it.

                                                  And, hold your breath, the severe case of mugness is coming. (Because yes, there are matching mugs.)

                                                  Morrissey's "milking it"...Well other people just follow that good example, eh.
                                                  Nice fresh milk to put in that little Toby Jug: the circle's complete.

                                                  Bra-vo.
                                                  Anonymous -- Friday April 01 2005, @03:36AM (#156222)
                                                    the "governator"schwarzenegger (Score:0)
                                                    Morrissey??? This is the governator schwarzenegger... please, do me a favor... burn this crap.
                                                    Anonymous -- Friday April 01 2005, @07:13AM (#156263)
                                                    • Grim O Grady by Anonymous (Score:0) Friday April 01 2005, @08:39AM
                                                      The dictionary said it, (Score:0)
                                                      it must be true:

                                                      "toby jug: a mug or jug in the form of a stout old man."
                                                      (repeat: "stout old man".)
                                                      Tee- eeh! Dictionary 1 / Morrissey 0.

                                                      Oxford English Minidictionary, at your service.
                                                      Anonymous -- Tuesday April 05 2005, @01:42PM (#156714)

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