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davidt
on Wednesday February 09 2005, @10:00AM
Natalie writes:
There is an article with Chloe talking about records and of course she mentions The Smiths and Moz. Here's the link: Chloë Sevigny Schools Us on Her Musical Taste From Brian Eno to the Bad Brains - Blender
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Quite sweet (Score:0)
Re:Quite sweet (Score:2, Interesting)
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10 shows? (Score:0)
Oh Dear You Make Me Queer (Score:0)
xo
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butter-face. (Score:0)
chloe sevigny? (Score:1)
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bad brains (Score:1)
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Musical taste (Score:1)
Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear'
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Chloe takes it anywyhere as long as a film in the (Score:0)
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ists & ogenies (Score:1)
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She who kisses a frog! (Score:1)
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
That night, on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't fucking think so.
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Is dat dah same chloe? (Score:1, Funny)
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I don't get it (Score:1)
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Aren't there laws about this sort of post? (Score:0)
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