that made me laugh, quite sad really, but it did

Before ANYONE posts anything like "How could they write that?, that's horrible, etc"...it is obviously a humor on-line newspaper...like The Onion...so if you're pissed, you really don't know your ass from your elbow!

Lighten up, have a beer, and have a laugh.

that is very funny!

Brilliant!!

that's always been one of my fave smiths songs - cruelly overlooked in my opinion!

what a fantastic little piece.

wonder what morrissey would think?

i really liked the one about Bush declaring war on the earth's inner core after an earthquake.

what other headline-making stories could one come up with from a morrissey lyic?

"shoplifters unionize for takeover"
"man inhales glamourous glue"

That was hilarious. Kudos to whomever wrote it. Good stuff! :D

If we need a laugh after the rigours of discussing or watching the discussion on Hindley. This wasnt it nor should it be forced.

i must've read that article four times to see if i was missing something. rest assured, after four careful 'humor-finding' readings, i found nothing to even make me smile.

getting cut by a shard of glass is more amusing than that article - which was not at all creative or witty. definitely nothing like an article from the onion.

Thanx for sharing ;^)

Dude I was laughing out loud for real. Esp.when they bought the pic of mozz that said visibly shaken! That was sooooooooo funny!

Thanks for the comments - it's always nice to get feedback!

"Wannabe Onion"? Well I do like the Onion, but must admit that the site that tempted me to dip my toe in the ocean of Internet Satire was http://www.tvgohome.com/ well worth a browse if you have the time. Sadly not updated nearly as often now since author Charlie Brooker got the job of writing for the Guardian Guide...
cheers!
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