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Haikus for Morrissey

posted by davidt on Friday December 08 2000, @10:00AM
Started on the guestbook page by thinlizzie: "a haiku has only three lines and special syllable distribution. First line is 5 syllables, second line is 7 syllables, and the third line is 5 syllables. Only 17 total."

haiku for Morrissey:
i got my hair cut
today. a lock could be yours
but you'd never ask.

thinlizzie
(more)
Penned a crappy poem
Reached and put it in your hand
Meant nothing by it

H.O.B. - Las Vegas - 12/21/99


Your fine pompadour
Pomade heavy ascension
Reaching for heaven

In the Interest of Boredom


beyond the glare of
inside lights, my window frames
temporary scenes.

thinlizzie
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  • Who doesnt love thinlizzie's haikus?!? They rock!
    diaboliq -- Friday December 08 2000, @12:10PM (#5590)
    (User #1987 Info)
  • This gives new meaning to the phrase "Bizarre Love Triangle" :-\

    I do love the haikus though!
    nate nate fatal nate -- Friday December 08 2000, @12:47PM (#5591)
    (User #1988 Info)
  • Lizzie needs a life
    Those haikus are terrible
    Spare me all the pain
    Anonymous -- Friday December 08 2000, @01:27PM (#5596)
  • Started on the guestbook page by thinlizzie: "a haiku has only three lines and special syllable distribution. First line is 5 syllables, second line is 7 syllables, and the third line is 5 syllables. Only 17 total."

    Talked to me for
    DVD, thanks for the
    paid attention

    MLU for you
    Bully for him, her, or you
    muck your willy

    Anonymous -- Friday December 08 2000, @01:34PM (#5598)
  • "Penned a crappy poem"

    That's six syllables. I thought haikus were supposed to be 5-7-5 ??
    Anonymous -- Friday December 08 2000, @02:13PM (#5599)
    • Re:oops by Anonymous (Score:0) Friday December 08 2000, @03:41PM
      • Re:oops by thinlizzie (Score:1) Friday December 08 2000, @08:11PM
      • Re:oops by Anonymous (Score:0) Monday December 11 2000, @10:56AM
        • Re:oops by S. Mammoth (Score:1) Monday December 11 2000, @11:44AM
  • The Cardinal Waits

    Behind a Crest of Midnight

    Why Dont You Call Me
    giant -- Friday December 08 2000, @02:24PM (#5601)
    (User #430 Info)
    I Like You
  • I penned the pompadour haiku out of boredom and vanity. I am secretly (well, now publicly) pleased it was chosen to be part of a main news item on this fabulous website.

    I would rub myself in peanut butter and shout profanity in a foreign language on a street corner to develop even a faint connection to Morrissey in some way.

    I thank ThinLizzie for initiating the whole thing.

    Anonymous -- Friday December 08 2000, @03:51PM (#5605)
  • Morrissey looks sweet
    drink a jamba off his chest
    and then lick the rest
    KennithMullins -- Saturday December 09 2000, @10:59AM (#5623)
    (User #1365 Info)
    • Lambe! by Anonymous (Score:0) Saturday December 09 2000, @11:05PM
  • The More You Ignore
    Me, The Closer I Get, Oh
    You're Asking For It
    Anonymous -- Sunday December 10 2000, @10:14AM (#5636)
    • Re:Hi, Koo! by Anonymous (Score:0) Monday December 11 2000, @03:29PM
  • Another Sunday -
    True - I am not Mexican
    but I do alright
    Anonymous -- Sunday December 10 2000, @03:08PM (#5645)
  • For Morrissey and all beautiful inside people..

    You Gave me a Voice
    Speak to me in sweet refrain
    Hope from my despair

    Ruffian <[email protected]> -- Monday December 11 2000, @07:52AM (#5660)
    (User #1813 Info)
    "In the days when you were hopelessly poor, I just liked you more..."
  • ¡Viva Morrissey!
    La madre que le parió...
    ¡qué gran artista!
    Lancaster -- Monday December 11 2000, @07:06PM (#5697)
    (User #1451 Info)
    Lancaster, Spanish Mod Sophisticate; A boy in Bush is worth two in the Strand
  • Moz dice "¡venid!"
    y, por él, sus fans todo
    lo dejan y van.
    Lancaster -- Monday December 11 2000, @07:24PM (#5700)
    (User #1451 Info)
    Lancaster, Spanish Mod Sophisticate; A boy in Bush is worth two in the Strand
  • these poems are not haiku because they do not contain reference to a season. this requirement is actually more important than the syllable distribution.

    i expect more than i should.

    Anonymous -- Tuesday December 12 2000, @02:42PM (#5732)
  • :(

    Springtime spent indoors
    No one comes to call on me
    Life is very long
    ______________________
    :)

    Save me with your songs
    All the words you sing ring true
    Morrissey my love
    Anonymous -- Tuesday December 12 2000, @04:34PM (#5738)

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