1. Remember to breathe.
2. Do not argue with people older than you.*
3. No good marriage ends in divorce.
4. Thank God for music.
5. I must clean the soles of my feet better.

*=And the larger that gap in age is, the more you should not argue with them. Not just because of the whole "respect your elders" thing, but also because the older people are, the harder it is for many of them to see any other view point other than their own as being valid, this is a terrifying prospect we wish most ardently seek to avoid for ourselves, hooah...