Thursday March 02, 06
When was the last time?
Pulled an all-nighter? ...Tonight?!
Watched the sunrise? ...This morning?! Does staying in the house count; or, do I need to actually bare witness to the event?
Made love? ...Jesus H. Christmas, none of your darn bee's wax! Who am I barking at??? I wrote the damn question, lol.
Felt insane? ...Well, one line up?! Talking to oneself is clearly a precursor to complete madness.
Applied lip balm? ...Just now. What a coincidence.
Is that enough questions? Or, should I shoot for ten?
OK, ten it is.
So, where were we? Ah yes, number seven...
When was the last time...
You did something illegal? ...Ya right, like I am going to say?! Please!
Rode a choo-choo train? ...Never. I bet it is loud in those dusty boxcars. I could never be a conductor. Flagstaff has many trains--choo-chooing by--every day. Lovely to look at. Fascinating really! That is until you catch one of them derailed on the 11 O'clock news. I'll ride in one in my dreams--promise! But, me too chicken to travel across the desert in one--in the awake life. I'd rather ride a dirt bike, thank you very much.
Got bored before finishing a project? ...How about now?! Was that question 8 or 9? Who is keeping track? Anyone?!
Shit! Taking a minute to count... yes, just one more to go...
Tried to be clever, but failed miserably? ... Right now! See the above for evidence, please. That is, if you won't simply take my word on it.
Hey, wait... I think that was 11, not ten. Humph!