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realitybites (13041)Journal of realitybites (13041)Friday November 04, 05
A funny letter to lighten the mo01:54 AM
Dear John, Your mother has a dental appointment to get her dentures cleaned at 1:30 Friday afternoon. On your way to pick her up stop by the dry cleaners and get your clothes. Ticket number 334. Leave early as you may have to help your mother get dressed for her appointment. The car needs to be picked up from the repair shop by 5 p.m. today or they will charge you for overnight parking. To get the washer to work you have to kick it halfway through the wash cycle. The dryer needs to have the lint tray cleaned after every use or it will not dry your jeans thoroughly. Speaking of which, I left your dirty socks and boxers on the bedroom floor where you left them, so that you will be able to easily find them tomorrow morning. Also, the toilet seat is left up for your convenience, too. You will find a sewing kit in the kitchen pantry to mend that tear in your shirt. Windex is under the kitchen sink and the Comet is in the bathroom. We keep the vacuum cleaner in the hall closet. A list of groceries is on the fridge door, and the coupons will be found in the drawer next to the stove. The cat eats at 6:30 a.m. and the dog at 9 a.m.. Please make sure they both have fresh water. Your brother's wedding is this Saturday at the Lifted Hearts Church. Be sure to pick up a gift first and don't forget you're to be fitted for your tux tomorrow morning. Your aunt and uncle are arriving in on the 2 p.m. flight tomorrow, and are expecting to be picked up at the airport. Also, you will find clean sheets for the guest room in the linen closet. They prefer breakfast at 8 a.m. sharp! Oh, by the way, if you haven't figured it out by now - I'm outta here! Love, Jane (Copyright Tigress Luv 2004)
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