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realitybites (13041)Journal of realitybites (13041)Saturday July 09, 05
Saturday morning questions05:58 AM
1. If you could give your parents one gift, what would you give them? Peace -- I would assure them that they no longer had to worry about my sister, me, and their grandchildren. 2. If you had to die from something other than old age, how would you go? Barbituate overdose. 3. What's a creative thing to do with an AOL CD? Cut it to look like a throwing star then throw it at the CEO of AOL, or GW if you prefer. 4. If you had to confess to one crime you have already commited, what would you confess to? Switching the price tags on a food item. 5. If you could choose what clothes to be buried in, what would you chose? A black Smiths tee-shirt and pajama bottoms. 6. If you had to sell your soul for one thing, what would it be? 40 billion dollars. 7. What's your favorite cold cereal? Captain Crunch Peanut Butter Crunch. 8. If you could have permanent possession of any single object in the world, what would it be. The world's largest luxury ship with all the staff and amenities included. 9. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick? Rose from Titanic. 10. If you could enter a book what book would you enter, would you go in as yourself or one of the characters? The Silence Of The Lambs as Clarice Starling. 11. If you could have directed any film in history, what movie would it be? Requiem For A Dream. 12. If you had to name the worst job in the world what would it be? Meatpacker. 13. If you could keep only one home appliance, which would you keep? Microwave. 14. If you could put a new tattoo on someone you know, who would you pick, what would it be, and where would you put it? I'd tattoo the words deadbeat dad across my son's father's forehead, in big, thick, black letters written in Hebrew. 15. If you could make someone else live one moment from your own life, who would you select, and what moment. I'd switch places with my son during the birth process. He would be me and I would be him -- the baby.
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Sleep deprivation or unresolved anger? (Score:1)
"I'd tattoo the words deadbeat dad across my son's father's forehead, in big, thick, black letters written in Hebrew."
I changed my mind though. I'd want it written in English -- a much more universal language, lol.
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First Response (Score:1)
Greater courage to live their lives more sociably without fear of loss or pain.
2. If you had to die from something other than old age, how would you go?
Somewhere in the wild: drowned in an ocean storm, frozen in the tundra, buried in a freak sandstorm...anything in communion with nature.
3. What's a creative thing to do with an AOL CD?
Melt the plastic down and pour the goo into a mold of the likeness of Morrissey (or someone else equally adorable and easy to capture the likeness of).
4. If you had to confess to one crime you have already commited, what would you confess to?
Taking odd things from construction sites.
5. If you could choose what clothes to be buried in, what would you chose?
A soft button down shirt over a Smiths T-shirt, baggy blue jeans, doc martens, and hopefully, a wedding ring. Though, I don't want the occassion to be dressed this way to occur for decades.
6. If you had to sell your soul for one thing, what would it be?
Only another soul: a good soul preferably...and a woman's soul, too...so I could see what that was like.
7. What's your favorite cold cereal?
Cap'n'Crunch Crunch Berry!
8. If you could have permanent possession of any single object in the world, what would it be.
The beautiful and elaborate undergound salt mine museum in Poland...complete with intact salt sculptures as shown here [emporia.edu].
9. If you could have had the starring role in one film already made, which movie would you pick?
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Willy Wonka so then I could say all those deliciously snide remarks. And I'd get to sing in the Chocolate Room.
10. If you could enter a book what book would you enter, would you go in as yourself or one of the characters?
I can't say that I'd like to be any character in a book because they're not real. I'd like to *be* other people for moments of time, but that's addressed below.
11. If you could have directed any film in history, what movie would it be?
It's a Wonderful Life because they did quite a bit in that film, and it would be nice to have worked with Jimmy Stewart.
12. If you had to name the worst job in the world what would it be?
Corporate officer drone.
13. If you could keep only one home appliance, which would you keep?
Bathtub. Is that an appliance??
14. If you could put a new tattoo on someone you know, who would you pick, what would it be, and where would you put it?
I'd put some crucial, but impossible to remember piece of information just above the round of my lover's butt, so that I'd have frequent and vaid need to peek at it.
15. If you could make someone else live one moment from your own life, who would you select, and what moment.
I'd get this journal entry's author to live as me the moment I read her response about wanting Anne Frank to be brought back so that she could have her own children.
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Y'know what I can't understand about Titanic? (Score:1)
Other than that not insignificant quibble, I guess I liked the movie well enough.
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...you don't name your boat Titanic II.... (Score:1)
What would you do with the luxury ship? And with whom would you do those things?...besides the crew. of course.
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I'd like to die saving someone's life.
And I'd like to be Clint Eastwood in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.
I don't believe there are souls, but if there were souls I sure don't think anything would be worth selling yours for! Eternity is a long time!
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