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Friday February 11, 05

I want to write a screenplay

02:07 PM

First I need to establish my characters:

The Pervert: A forty-something male, very unattractive -- perverse beyond comprehension. Loves petting his cats and seeks comfort and emotional solace in doing so. Preys upon a young, mildly retarded woman who desperately needs a father figure to establish her sense of worth.

The Bimbo: A young, twenty-something female, who is a failure at life and love. Barley passing her college courses, she finds hope for a future in the arms of The Pervert.

The Desperate Housewife: Married for money and financial support, she is a child trapped in an aging woman's body. She dreams of being a famous writer, but can barely string two sentences together. She stays with her husband so that she will not have to work, and thus, can spend her days chatting with other broken souls on the net. She has online affairs with faceless men whom she hopes can save her from her miserable existence.

To be continued...

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  • ...sounds distinctly like the average afternoon Moz-Solo regular poster!
    mick ransommich -- Friday February 11 2005, @03:25PM (#150725)
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    'Two roads diverged in a wood and I, I took the one less travelled by. And that has made all the difference'.
    • Re:Ah.... by realitybites (Score:0) Friday February 11 2005, @03:40PM
      • Re:Ah.... by mick ransommich (Score:1) Friday February 11 2005, @03:51PM
        • Re:Ah.... by realitybites (Score:0) Friday February 11 2005, @04:31PM
  • what about the prostitute with the heart of gold? the scientist with the german accent? the kindly old black man who works in the garden?
    suzanne -- Friday February 11 2005, @11:13PM (#150759)
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    I scare dead people.

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