Saturday December 11, 04
I used to buy my chips,
The girl who worked there she seemed happy,
"Do you want salt and vinegEEER"
But in the language of the ghetto that means,
I wanted to free her
running naked through the woods round Raynham
To protect 'er,
We'd lean across the counter,
I carved her name "Debbie",
But into the shop,
Dashed it across the counter... barking.. they were laughing.
Debbie looked at me...
To assert my masculinty... I said
He said... "What?!"
I said .. "Nuffin'".. "