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(email not shown publicly) Journal of Vicky McBlowjob (23665)Saturday January 15, 11
'Bot on Stolen Wine07:52 PM
If I ever get around to building a robot, I'll be sure to create one that can get drunk. But instead of having to drink to get drunk - or smoke, to get stoned - I'll make it so that I'd just have to press a button and, voilĂ , the darned contraption would be drunk/stoned. My robot (or Brobot) would be the kewlest thing ever. He wouldn't be a mean drunk or a sadsack. He'd be the best kind of drunkard - happy, loyal and quick to give. (the Brobot, who I would name Mordichai, would also be a cash machine, so his generosity would matter) |
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