OK, two entries in a day (you lucky people). Can you tell I'm bored?

I just came up with a cracking idea. Having re-read Haze's entry about the Morrissey-solo picnic, how about, rather than my recent ideas as to linking a Morrissey/Smiths song to each journalist, or to listing my top ten favourite journalists, I make up Morrissey-solo relationships? I often wondered who would truly make a fantastic couple in this crazy place.

Although, having said that, would people having a relationship in a Morrissey environment be a bit ironic? I don't know, I don't care. I'd appreciate some input, though :-) It's fun, I'm bored...Go for it!

Will I start the ball rolling? Oh, do go on...

The first couple is...Boy With The Thorn and Darlington (deeD).

Now Bob, it's over to you...

In other news (this should really have gone in my previous entry), I was in KFC with my "friend" today, and "This Charming Man" came on the radio, out of the blue. Not the Eminem mix, as well. And I turned left, and what did I see? The certain type of flower (the rather leafy one) that Morrissey had coming out of his behind in the Top Of The Pops version of "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now" (botany experts will be able to help me out here), being held by some woman. I nearly died. Honestly.

I look forward to your dream couples...