After another thrilling day in the life of JacquesTheLad, I retire to write my quasi-daily journal entry. Where do I start? How about the beginning?

Today, I woke up at 1pm. Yes. After shaving (and cutting my throat, although not intentional despite what you may think), getting washed and having breakfast, I set off early for work. On a bus. Into town. And I worked four hours, eating a McDonalds prior to starting (doubled cheeseburger, large fries, along with a can of Diet Pepsi at work), and then came home. Then, I ate fish, peas and bread, before coming on and writing this entry. Impressive, no? Oh, and I totally betrayed Biffo's advice, and bought "Kill Uncle". Sounds very similar to "The Smiths", don't you think? At least in the harshness of the recording, I think. Very raggedy. But still decent - not as bad as you made it out to be, Biffo!

So, are you looking forward to the World Cup starting tomorrow? I can't wait. A whole summer of football! I have very little idea who will win. I'd love to see Croatia win, but sadly I don't see it happening. Anyone apart from E****nd.

I'm sure I've got a whole load of interesting things to talk about, but sadly I can't think of them at this moment. Oh yes, don't you just HATE it when people that you think are friends seem so friendly, then knock you back for something, claiming to be busy, then you find them doing something else right under your nose? I hate that. No shame or nothing! Oh well, I'll soon figure out who my true friends are...Take care, all. I'll probably be on at some point tomorrow! No party, probably...Anyway, see you soon...