Having "worked" all day, I opted to go to the pub after work, for some relief. Unfortunately, it turned out to be an utter disaster. Firstly, I sat in a seat which, unknown to me, was occupied by a fat bloke. When he returned, he would not accept my apologies for sitting on "his" seat, and instead preferred to tough it out with me instead. I left, having barely touched my pint.

From there, I went to another pub. And it just got worse. A lady, if one could describe her as such, decided to take it upon herself to come up to me and call me a "dirty perverted bastard". At this point, everybody looked at me, as if I were a parasite of society. I left, and went straight to the train station.

On my way there, a group of unruly youths hurled mindless (or logical? You decide...) abuse at me in the snow. They opted to gather a bunch of snowballs and chase me to the station. Luckily I made it to the train, and their hunt was over.

I removed my photo from "Hot or Not", simply due to the fact that everybody was referring to me as a "sad bastard with their photo on the Internet". Now, I will prefer to be called a "sad bastard".