Hot or Not update: Rating increased to 8.1; I am "hotter" than 79% of the other persons on the site. This is perhaps the best news of all of the day. In fact, the only news that could possibly be better would be if I had actually mistimed my walking across the road at university.

Today was spent mulling over the general bare necessities of life. Some person dropped a five pence piece; rather than inform the chap of his misfortune, I cunningly waited until he was out of view, before pouncing on it. Some people are just damn, damn silly.

Whilst playing football, however, my exertions apparently caught up with me. I pulled up with cramp which, if you have never experienced before, is akin to trying to walk (or indeed run) with one leg being tied to Keiko. I had ran 2km on the treadmill a couple of hours prior to football, so the two may be related.

It has been depressing today. I'm quite happy it's been that way, though. Although I will have drank alcohol for three consecutive days if I decide to go to the student union after work tomorrow, I think the "vida loca" will be retired for quite a while. I like being bored. And boring. And extremely lazy. Fundamental qualities which every young man my age shouldn't have. I know I have the right idea.

I'm away to try my hand at faceparty.com.