Eric Hartman
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http://www.patcondell.net/

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"Although conservative in many respects, Eric Hartman is reluctant to accept the world as it is. He has a piercing eye for all human defects, weaknesses, and follies, which makes him a bitter and disenchanted philosopher. He possesses a powerful personality which allows him to impose himself effortlessly on others. However, his secretive nature both fascinates and disquiets, for no one could pretend to know precisely where he stands at any given moment."