Somebody That I Used To Troll—Parody

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Thanks to troubleluvsme for posting this on the forum. Hilarious. Relevant. Accurate. Priceless.
Video: Somebody That I Used To Troll—Parody

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Now and then I think of something very clever
Like when I said you were so crappy you should die
My name is BigAndSexy123
So I have online anonymity
I seek attention with a name you will remember

I could be convicted of a certain kind of madness
Like making comments to offend, always offend
I told you that your failure was immense
Then I requested to be Facebook friends
And I'll admit that I was sad you passed me over

You didn't have to you shut your Newsfeed off
Made out like you're not on LinkedIn
But I know you're bluffing
And I don't even read your blog
But you won't let me comment
About how it sucks
You didn't have to block your videos
Hit de-friend, delete your Twitter
And then change your Tumblr
I guess that I'll still read that, though
Now you're just somebody that I used to troll
Now you're just somebody that I used to troll

Now and then I think of all the times that I viewed your contents
Hard to believe you had an audience of more than one
I said that all your work was gay
Because I read it every single day
And everything you do just blows
So I wouldn't waste a comment on somebody that I used to troll

You didn't have to you shut your Newsfeed off
Made out like you're not on LinkedIn
But I know you're bluffing
And I don't even read your blog
But you won't let me comment
About how it sucks
You didn't have to block your videos
Hit de-friend, Delete your Twitter
And then change your Tumblr
I guess we can still email, though
Now you're just somebody that I used to troll
Somebody that I used to troll
Somebody that I used to troll
Somebody that I used to troll
Now you're just somebody that I used to troll
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