Headful Of Heroes - NME (September 16, 1989)

[Headful Of Heroes - NME (September 16, 1989) scan via the media archive]

Thespians Of The World

• John Mills
• Yvonne Mitchell
• Marjorie Rhodes
• Alison Steadman
• Maggie Steed
• Alistair Sim
• Elizabeth Spriggs
• Kenneth Cranham
• Maggie Smith

Nooks And Crannies

• Billinge
• Stressford
• Freckleston
• Milchester
• Alpha Centauri
• Salford skyline

Old Masters

• George Eliot
• Arthur Marshall
• Andre Gide
• C.3.3 (Oscar Wilde)

Prisoner of Reading Gaol C.3.3

Back Row

• Yield To The Night - 1956
• The Member Of The Wedding - 1953
• The Old Dark House - 1932
• The Barretts Of Wimpole Street - 1934
• The Leather Boys - 1963
• The Family Way - 1966
• Jane Eyre - 1943
• The Naked Truth - 1957
• Hobson's Choice - 1953
• Victim - 1961
• The Servant - 1963
• The Happiest Days Of Your Life - 1950
• A Night To Remember - 1958

Cathode Raves

We Are The Lambeth Boys by Karel Reisz, documentaryfor BBC Manchester 1959 and 1985 A Woman Of No Importance playby Alan Bennett (1982) Maude (1975) sixepisodes Coronation Street (1960s/70s) venomandspite Man In A Suitcase (1967) 30 episodes Omnibus - Whale Nation (1988)

Handsome Devils

Diana Dors CandyDarling Patricia Phoenix Animal Liberation Front Gilbert & George

Election Promises

• 1 Harriet Harman editor of The Sun
• 2 Ecover products on all restaurant menus
• 3 Lead-free pencils
• 4 Bernard Matthews plucked and stuffed
• 5 Suzie Birchal returns to Coronation Street
• 6 Jacqueline Du Pre dug up
• 7 All policemen finally allowed to

wear their own skirts whilst on duty

• 8 Colin Moynihan put in a small box underneath the stairs
• 9 Gallup investigation in to the alleged sales of Tanita Tikaram's 'Ancient Heart' LP
• 10 Violet Carson cover of Rolling Stone magazine
• 11 Clause.28 remains intact but with the word "homosexual" deleted and replaced by the name "Cecil Parkinson"
• 12 McDonald's bombed and Robert Smith popped (both actions require asimilar voltage of explosives)
• 13 Compulsory cocoa at The Hacienda
• 14 Thatchers' teeth extracted due to overwhelming demand in Thailand for fancy British trinkets
• 15 Total ban on any possibility of a fourth Terence Stamp autobiography
• 16 Anyone found entering a zoo or circus will be obliged to balance a ballon their head for the rest of their life