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*10 Violet Carson cover of Rolling Stone magazine | *10 Violet Carson cover of Rolling Stone magazine | ||
*11 Clause.28 remains intact but with the word "homosexual" deleted and replaced by the name "Cecil Parkinson" | *11 Clause.28 remains intact but with the word "homosexual" deleted and replaced by the name "Cecil Parkinson" | ||
*12 McDonald's bombed and Robert Smith popped (both actions require | *12 McDonald's bombed and Robert Smith popped (both actions require a similar voltage of explosives) | ||
*13 Compulsory cocoa at The Hacienda | *13 Compulsory cocoa at The Hacienda | ||
*14 Thatchers' teeth extracted due to overwhelming demand in Thailand for fancy British trinkets | *14 Thatchers' teeth extracted due to overwhelming demand in Thailand for fancy British trinkets | ||
*15 Total ban on any possibility of a fourth Terence Stamp autobiography | *15 Total ban on any possibility of a fourth Terence Stamp autobiography | ||
*16 Anyone found entering a zoo or circus will be obliged to balance a | *16 Anyone found entering a zoo or circus will be obliged to balance a balloon their head for the rest of their life | ||
==Daydreams== | ==Daydreams== | ||
Revision as of 11:13, 28 September 2021
[Headful Of Heroes - NME (September 16, 1989) scan via the media archive]
Thespians Of The World
- John Mills
- Yvonne Mitchell
- Marjorie Rhodes
- Alison Steadman
- Maggie Steed
- Alistair Sim
- Elizabeth Spriggs
- Kenneth Cranham
- Maggie Smith
Nooks And Crannies
Old Masters
- George Eliot
- Arthur Marshall
- Andre Gide
- C.3.3 (See: Oscar Wilde)
Prisoner of Reading Gaol C.3.3
Back Row
- Yield To The Night - 1956
- The Member Of The Wedding - 1953
- The Old Dark House - 1932
- The Barretts Of Wimpole Street - 1934
- The Leather Boys - 1963
- The Family Way - 1966
- Jane Eyre - 1943
- The Naked Truth - 1957
- Hobson's Choice - 1953
- Victim - 1961
- The Servant - 1963
- The Happiest Days Of Your Life - 1950
- A Night To Remember - 1958
Cathode Raves
- We Are The Lambeth Boys by Karel Reisz, documentary for BBC Manchester 1959 and 1985
- A Woman Of No Importance play by Alan Bennett (1982)
- Maude (1975) six episodes
- Coronation Street (1960s/70s)
- venom and spite
- Man In A Suitcase (1967) 30 episodes
- Omnibus - Whale Nation (1988)
Handsome Devils
- Diana Dors
- Candy Darling
- Patricia Phoenix (See: Pat Phoenix)
- Animal Liberation Front
- Gilbert & George
Election Promises
- 1 Harriet Harman editor of The Sun
- 2 Ecover products on all restaurant menus
- 3 Lead-free pencils
- 4 Bernard Matthews plucked and stuffed
- 5 Suzie Birchal returns to Coronation Street
- 6 Jacqueline Du Pre dug up
- 7 All policemen finally allowed to wear their own skirts whilst on duty
- 8 Colin Moynihan put in a small box underneath the stairs
- 9 Gallup investigation in to the alleged sales of Tanita Tikaram's 'Ancient Heart' LP
- 10 Violet Carson cover of Rolling Stone magazine
- 11 Clause.28 remains intact but with the word "homosexual" deleted and replaced by the name "Cecil Parkinson"
- 12 McDonald's bombed and Robert Smith popped (both actions require a similar voltage of explosives)
- 13 Compulsory cocoa at The Hacienda
- 14 Thatchers' teeth extracted due to overwhelming demand in Thailand for fancy British trinkets
- 15 Total ban on any possibility of a fourth Terence Stamp autobiography
- 16 Anyone found entering a zoo or circus will be obliged to balance a balloon their head for the rest of their life
Daydreams
Off to Llandudno with Mary Margaret O'Hara
Jerry Hall eaten by her own furcoat James Maker stars in Taggart (all regions): Who was driving the Austin A40 which killed a senior citizen and never stopped? Vini Reilly- Blackburn Rovers centre forward When Cher and Pete Burns exchange passports, air port officials are none the wiser Thatcher asks the Queen: "So, how much ivory in Buckingham Palace?" The Queen snaps, "well how much mahogany at number ten?" and both chime "a hell uv a lot"