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if a morrissey was singing in the woods, and nobody was around to hear it, does the ticketmaster still charge $40 per show?
 
> if a morrissey was singing in the woods, and nobody was around
> to hear it, does the ticketmaster still charge $40 per show?

Absolutely not!!! Morrissey would charge the sqirrels and other critters 40 acorns per admissions. So he would roughly make between 40,000 to 100,000 acorns for every 20 acres of land. However, the taller the trees, the more shady the area, the demand increases. Therefore, each critter gets charged 50 acorns per show, which amounts to more acorns than a squirrel could ever dream of holding in his cheeks. Morrissey consults with a group of grizzly bears, they advise him to invest his acorns into the booming business of acorn butter making. With much internal debate within himself, he invests all his acorns into this business. In a matter of months, the business booms. Squirrels and ferrets stand in line from one end of the forest to the next. Everyone inquires and attains a job position, and the forest economy booms. Cecil the boar compares the uproar for acorn butter to the discovery of tree sap. Morrissey saves the day again by thinking and sharing with others.
 
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Now that had me laughing. That was really funny, I'm still giggling like a bastard. Have a martini on me celeryneck.
 
> if a morrissey was singing in the woods, and nobody was around
> to hear it, does the ticketmaster still charge $40 per show?

No, but they would charge 40 cents to spit on you.
 
> Absolutely not!!! Morrissey would charge the sqirrels and other
> critters 40 acorns per admissions. So he would roughly make
> between 40,000 to 100,000 acorns for every 20 acres of land.
> However, the taller the trees, the more shady the area, the
> demand increases. Therefore, each critter gets charged 50 acorns
> per show, which amounts to more acorns than a squirrel could
> ever dream of holding in his cheeks. Morrissey consults with a
> group of grizzly bears, they advise him to invest his acorns
> into the booming business of acorn butter making. With much
> internal debate within himself, he invests all his acorns into
> this business. In a matter of months, the business booms.
> Squirrels and ferrets stand in line from one end of the forest
> to the next. Everyone inquires and attains a job position, and
> the forest economy booms. Cecil the boar compares the uproar for
> acorn butter to the discovery of tree sap. Morrissey saves the
> day again by thinking and sharing with others.

That was hilarious :D
 

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